Bush - “YO BLAIR – DID YOU FLY RYANAIR?”

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24.07.06
“YO BLAIR – DID YOU FLY RYANAIR?”

REVEALED – MORE BUSH & BLAIR OFF THE CUFF RECORDINGS

Ryanair today (Monday, 24th July 2006) released further sensational extracts of President Bush and Prime Minister Blair’s off the cuff discussion. The taped recording which still has to be verified, was given to Ryanair by Russian reporter, Wasima Dogigotitov shows Blair thought his Ryanair flight was “honey”.

Bush: Yo, Blair. Did you fly Ryanair?
Blair: It’s just the fares, they are so low
Bush: They’re sweet?
Blair: Yeah they’re honey – no fuel surcharges ever.
Bush: And what makes ’em so good?
Blair: They cost you next to nothing, take you to lots of new places and you are in and out in a flash.
Bush: Like extraordinary renditions?
Blair: Well not exactly..
Bush: But I thought they wore orange boiler suits too?
Blair: That’s Easyjet George, they’re 50% more expensive and the only thing extraordinary about them is their tardiness.
Bush: Our guys in intelligence say these Ryanair dudes have been transporting WMDs
Blair: Not WMDs; WAGs George,
Bush: What’s that?
Blair: It’s like Laura and Cherie, only with bigger hair, and less clothes.
Bush: Sounds like a handful. What about this new axis of evil though? I’m worried about its tactics.
Blair: That’s a bit harsh George, but we are genuinely concerned about their rip-off fuel surcharges. The whole thing is spiraling, first it was BA but now there is Air France, Lufthansa, and Iberia too.
Bush: But the irony is the EU could tell them to stop this sh*t tomorrow and it’s all over..
Blair: I tried calling Jacques {Barrot} but he’s all talk and no action
Bush: {eating bread} That guy is such a ****** {inaudible – probably nice chap}
Blair: Is this...? [Blair taps the microphone in front of him and the sound is cut.]